UPDATED because Countergay was being a little bitch. Apparently, I “censored” him, because I thought the conversation worked better cutting off after the M.A.S.H. line, and because I took it off in a whole new direction by calling him a “pedophile” for expressing an interest in an actual bear, like from the wilderness, singing Queen songs, apropos of nothing. But nooooo, he did not like that, replying, “You censored the SHIT out of me and made it look like you proved a point. You didn’t even post my comment about real bears. Fuck you. This blog is over.” So now it’s all here. Happy?
Evan: Damn, this song…
Adam: Damn is right. I just ate a stack of pancakes THIS thick. (If you could see me, you’d see that I’m holding my thumb and index finger like three inches apart.)
Evan: What’s incredible about the new Robyn stuff is that it’s simultaneously really high quality music AND ALSO gay men will dance to it gleefully, and those two things very, very rarely coexist!
Adam: That’s why I like mustachioed leather daddy gays the best. You bumpin’ some Queen, count me in, nah mean?
Evan: It’s good that you have a favorite kind of gay.
Adam: Doesn’t everybody? I also think bears are fun. Regular gays ain’t got shit on bears and leather daddies…well, actually I’m not going to include all leather daddies. Just the Freddie Mercurys. Bears and Freddie Mercurys.
Evan: Okay, well, you work on that, and then when you find the perfect bear, we’ll play M.A.S.H. and we’ll find out if it’s true love, ‘kay?
Adam: If there was just a fat Freddie Mercury out there, I think that’d be the best gay ever. (See? ‘Cause it’s like a bear singing “Another One Bites the Dust.”) But see, now I have a mental image of an ACTUAL bear singing “Another One Bites the Dust” and I like that EVEN better.
Evan: Pedophile.
Adam: It’s not pedophilia if the kid’s already dead.
Evan: I can’t post that. The rest of this, I’m posting.
Adam: Why can’t you post that? It’s like those funny rules: “It’s not cheating if you’re in a different area code.” I’m serious - it wouldn’t be pedophilia. It’d be necrophilia.
Evan: Fair point.
