“Perhaps Stephen Baldwin will never be as erect as he was…”
Gabe and I showed this video at last night’s Benefit For Stephen Baldwin* at the Bell House. We’ve had our own competing ministry to help Mr. Baldwin for years now (we gather children up in vans, in order to send Hollywood a message re: Mr. Baldwin) and would appreciate some recognition.
So I saw Eclipse. Here is my review, presented in my patented bulleted style for your reading pleasure. Spoilers ahead, etc.
I think this is my spirit animal.
I know right? Facebook should add “said something completely fucking stupid” to their list of reasons people can be reported and have their account...
This is the flag E is bitching about in the previous post. I might have a new thumbnail… hmm…
Joni Mitchell, For The Roses
“Oh the power and the glory
Just when you’re getting a taste for worship
They start bringing out the hammers
And the...
Your Daily 90s: Madonna, “Rain”
This post is not a comment on the weather. Okay fine, maybe a little.
