Evan:  It’s so sad when un-hot girls do that Charlie’s Angels picture thing.  How straight of me.

Adam: Yea, but you’re totally right.  It’s kinda cute when fat, hairy guys do it, though.  How bear of me.

Evan:  It’s totally hot when three Biebers do it.  How suburban pedo housewife of me.

Adam: I enjoy when three Rentboys do it as well.  How Rekers of me.

Evan:  I like it when three altar boys do it.  How priestly of me.

Adam: Or when three oddly-bearded, greasy douchebags drinking PBR and listening to Neutral Milk Hotel do it.  How fucking hipster of me.

Evan:  Or when shirtless lightly furred models with hearts for the Lord do it.  What a straight mistake to make.

Adam: Don’t you hate it when you accidentally drunkenly knock your girlfriend up, in vitro, out of wedlock?

Evan:  Happens to ME all the time, but then again, I’m gay.