(After a hiatus of several days, because, you see, we live in very different time zones…)

Evan:  I sent Shmase and Shmrent a YouTube video where a really douchey guy gives a lesson on how to eat pussy by staring at the camera and closing his eyes and pretending his hand is a pussy and they didn’t appreciate it.  I bet I’m the only friend who’s ever thought enough of them to be concerned about the fact that they probably suck ass (literally) at eating pussy.

Adam: WHO DOESN’T APPRECIATE THAT?!

Evan:  I KNOW!  I sent it to Shmegan too.

Adam: She probably doesn’t need it though.

Evan:  No, but it’s like changing a tire, my god. Whether or not you’ll EVER need it, it’s handy to know how!

Adam: True…

Evan:  Oh, how I wish you could see YouTube videos right now, because when I saw it, I probably awakened my roommate laughing.  Because not only is he demonstrating on his hand, but there’s a Muzak version of “My Heart Will Go On” playing in the background.

Adam: That’s actually kinda awesome.

Evan:  Oh, it is. So awesome.