Evan:  Why is Paul Provenza following me on Twitter?  (NOT THAT THAT IS A PROBLEM.)

Adam:  I have no idea.  I believe his name means “touched by an angel” in Italian.

Evan:  Most Italian words translate into “touched by an angel,” I believe.  This is why Della Reese becomes so flustered when she is in Florence.

Adam:  ”I’m just sittin’ here tryin’ to eat my gelato, child!”

Evan:  Anyway, so this Paul Provenza character is on the Showtimes!  He was the producer and director of The Aristocrats!  And he looks nothing like Della Reese, who, trivia time, was born with the first name “Delloreese.”  That is where it comes from!

Adam:  Where what comes from?  The expression, “Oh, Delloreese!”?  As in, “Oh, delloreese!  I must’ve left my Snackwells in the cubby!”

Evan:  Dellofuckingreese, Tiffany, Snackwells are food, not love.

Adam:  Stay out of my cubbeh, Tiffaneh.