Evan:  I’m warning you right now, you can’t unsee this video of a buncha Christians speaking not in tongues, but in Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey.  (Just kidding, they speak in tongues too.)  And yes, these people are being HEALED through the Hokey Pokey.  Hallelujar!

My favorite part is when the shouty beardaddy pastor starts yelling for the crowd to do the Hokey Pokey “by faith,” as if there’s any OTHER way to do the Hokey Pokey.

Also?  I would totally do the hokey pokey with that singer.  Just sayin’.

(h/t Allison Kilkenny)