Adam: Why don’t you like the banner?

Evan:  I just don’t.  First of all, I really hate looking at tits.  And hot dogs are gross.

Adam: Yea, but this isn’t just about you

Evan:  Hence, “hot dogs are gross”?

Adam: What does “hence” mean?  Jaykayjaykay…but I thought you’d think it was funny…hot dogs & tits are both AMERICAN (even though those tits belong to a British actress).

Evan:  OMG I love “jaykayjaykay.”

Adam: Yea, I actually talk in textspeak sometimes…”OMG” is pronounced “ohmuhguh….”  It trails off a bit at the end.

Evan:  Do you ever pronounce LMAO as “luh-MOW!”

Adam: No, but I will be from now on. “Roff luh-mow!”

Evan:  Never thought of adding the “Roff”  But I’ve definitely done “Roffle”

Adam: Well, clearly you have to put it all together for VERY funny jokes.  Maybe even literally roll around on the floor while laughing (and telling everyone about it as you do it).

Evan:  It’s most effective if you yell “Roffle MAO!” and then jump up and slam your body against the wall.

Adam: These are all things I could see myself doing incredibly drunk, but like NObody would get it but me.

Evan:  Or me, if I was there.  “I wish my mom was birds fuckin magnets how do THEY work roffle MAO!” SLAM INTO WALL, and then fall.  I would get it.

Adam: Hahahahaha.  You know what? For some reason none of my friends think Trale Lewous is as funny as I do.

Evan:  That is because they do not understand “things.”  

Adam: Know what else is funny?  Two hot dogs touching.

Evan:  And no, hot dogs touching are not funny, even though they are when you put it that way, but ew, I hate hot dogs.

Adam: Yea, you’re right. Hold on, I’m sending another one to your email right now.

Evan:  It’s like the Sadly, No! posts, the ones where they make fun of people with 25 footnotes and diagrams, and if you stick with it without getting all ADD (like I do 75% of the time) it’s funny as shit, but most of the population would be like “What?”

Adam: Btw, while I wait for your response, an IQ of 130 is DEFINITELY not required to think I’m funny…I really do my best work in front of kindergartners.

Evan:  I’m really not feeling the banner.

Adam: Ok, so no banner then?

Evan:  NO.

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