April 2010
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Touched by an angel, girl
Evan: Why is Paul Provenza following me on Twitter? (NOT THAT THAT IS A PROBLEM.)
Adam: I have no idea. I believe his name means “touched by an angel” in Italian.
Evan: Most Italian words translate into “touched by an angel,” I believe. This is why Della Reese becomes so flustered when she is in Florence.
Adam: ”I’m just sittin’ here tryin’...
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Evan: Please go listen to this right now. And...
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Scott Baio melted down on Twitter; Stephen Baldwin...
Adam: So, Scott Baio’s Twitter meltdown and his wife’s subsequent branding of the Jezebel bloggers as “lesbian shitasses.”
Evan: I’m really impressed with his excitable trailer trash wife.
Adam: I enjoyed her choice of insults. “Lesbian shitasses,” “cuntness,” & “classy piss.”
Evan: And the reaction, from the Salon piece:...
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Short & Sweet, #2 [Amanda fucking Palmer edition]
Evan: I haven’t listened to this song in far too long.
Adam: That and “Backstabber” are my two favorite Dresden Dolls songs.
Evan: I honestly love everything she touches.
Adam: So…Neil Gaiman’s penis?
Evan: I said “everything,” right?
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Chicken. Triscuits. Ambivalence.
Adam: Hey.
Evan: Hey. (I imagine, of course, that we’re saying hey in quiet whispers, like they did on “Felicity.”)
Adam: Dude, have you gone to Gawker lately?
Evan: Not lately.
Adam: There’s some great stuff on their front page right now. The president of Bolivia says eating chicken makes you gay, but chicken’s also apparently going to cure cancer.
Evan: Yeah, I...
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Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey, y'all. It's for the...
Evan: I’m warning you right now, you can’t unsee this video of a buncha Christians speaking not in tongues, but in Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey. (Just kidding, they speak in tongues too.) And yes, these people are being HEALED through the Hokey Pokey. Hallelujar!
My favorite part is when the shouty beardaddy pastor starts yelling for the crowd to do the Hokey Pokey “by...
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Short & Sweet, #1
Adam: Btw - I’ve noticed that when you write “Murkans” without an apostrophe, it makes me think of a merkin (or mirkin? sp?).
Evan: Merkin - pubic wig. ‘Murkan - general pube.
Adam: Merkin/’Murkan – homonym.
Evan: Pubonym.
Adam: Nice.
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Random Conversations, #1
Evan: Um, so I don’t like how everything people used to be a “fan of” on Facebook is now just things they “like”
Adam: Yea, I noticed that too.
Evan: And I sort of wonder why I have an opinion on this, but I do.
Adam: Being?
Evan: That I don’t like everybody liking things.
Adam: I just think it implied a different level of commitment to say that you were a...
