Short & Sweet #4: Wrap It Up!
Evan: Condoms and taco sauce in equal quantities on my nightstand. Don’t know what that means. Adam: I’m pretty sure it all depends on what the sauce packets say. I’m assuming they’re the “witty” ones from Taco Bell, of course. Evan: We have a “Will you scratch my back?” Heh. We have two “Ahhh…we meet again”s. And we have...
Book Report: 'My Dream of You' by Nuala O'Faolain
DISCLAIMER: No offense, Irish people! Evan: This book blows ass and I hate the main character. Adam: That’s the best book report ever. Evan: Extended version: She’s an obnoxious self-centered taint, and I wanted her to die, or otherwise fail in some way, you know, a sort of reverse coming of age story, or maybe have the very Irish author all of a sudden stop talking about...
“Perhaps Stephen Baldwin will never be as erect as he was…” maxsilvestri: Gabe and I showed this video at last night’s Benefit For Stephen Baldwin* at the Bell House. We’ve had our own competing ministry to help Mr. Baldwin for years now (we gather children up in vans, in order to send Hollywood a message re: Mr. Baldwin) and would appreciate some recognition.
Israel Acts Like Giant Twatwaffle, Forces...
(Image taken from NY Daily News) Evan: So, the people calling people anti-semitic for being pissed off at Israel today obv don’t know many American Jews. I just don’t buy that version of the story that Israel’s selling, and I don’t think anyone else does either. It was a freaking aid supply ship, for god’s sake, but allowing it through would force people to pay...
"IS ME AN JESUS JUST GOIN 2 PRETTY MUCH CONSTANTLY...
Thank you, Lamebook. - Adam
Touched by an angel, girl
Evan: Why is Paul Provenza following me on Twitter? (NOT THAT THAT IS A PROBLEM.) Adam: I have no idea. I believe his name means “touched by an angel” in Italian. Evan: Most Italian words translate into “touched by an angel,” I believe. This is why Della Reese becomes so flustered when she is in Florence. Adam: ”I’m just sittin’ here tryin’...
Evan: Please go listen to this right now. And...
Scott Baio melted down on Twitter; Stephen Baldwin...
Adam: So, Scott Baio’s Twitter meltdown and his wife’s subsequent branding of the Jezebel bloggers as “lesbian shitasses.” Evan: I’m really impressed with his excitable trailer trash wife. Adam: I enjoyed her choice of insults. “Lesbian shitasses,” “cuntness,” & “classy piss.” Evan: And the reaction, from the Salon piece:...
Short & Sweet, #2 [Amanda fucking Palmer edition]
Evan: I haven’t listened to this song in far too long. Adam: That and “Backstabber” are my two favorite Dresden Dolls songs. Evan: I honestly love everything she touches. Adam: So…Neil Gaiman’s penis? Evan: I said “everything,” right?
Chicken. Triscuits. Ambivalence.
Adam: Hey. Evan: Hey. (I imagine, of course, that we’re saying hey in quiet whispers, like they did on “Felicity.”) Adam: Dude, have you gone to Gawker lately? Evan: Not lately. Adam: There’s some great stuff on their front page right now. The president of Bolivia says eating chicken makes you gay, but chicken’s also apparently going to cure cancer. Evan: Yeah, I...
Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey, y'all. It's for the...
Evan: I’m warning you right now, you can’t unsee this video of a buncha Christians speaking not in tongues, but in Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey. (Just kidding, they speak in tongues too.) And yes, these people are being HEALED through the Hokey Pokey. Hallelujar! My favorite part is when the shouty beardaddy pastor starts yelling for the crowd to do the Hokey Pokey “by...
Short & Sweet, #1
Adam: Btw - I’ve noticed that when you write “Murkans” without an apostrophe, it makes me think of a merkin (or mirkin? sp?). Evan: Merkin - pubic wig. ‘Murkan - general pube. Adam: Merkin/’Murkan – homonym. Evan: Pubonym. Adam: Nice.
Random Conversations, #1
Evan: Um, so I don’t like how everything people used to be a “fan of” on Facebook is now just things they “like” Adam: Yea, I noticed that too. Evan: And I sort of wonder why I have an opinion on this, but I do. Adam: Being? Evan: That I don’t like everybody liking things. Adam: I just think it implied a different level of commitment to say that you were a...